GRAPHIC DESIGN BY CHLOE LADINES/2020
X-ray‘s perennial favorite “Herd In the Halls” has been rebranded as “Zoom Zingers” for the months of September and October. What follows is a collection of funny, strange and downright weird quotes said by East students during their virtual classes.
“I think I’m like 2 years away from becoming a cyborg, tops.”
“My dog ate my chromebook cord, so I had to skip two days of school.”
“I’ve slept through so much chemistry that the word ‘atom’ makes me sleepy.”
“I think I could have taken Bruce Lee.”
“Yeah, those 7 Taco Bell Bean Burritos definitely weren’t a good idea in retrospect.”
“She was like, ‘You’re such a Virgo,’ and I was just so offended. Like, me? A Virgo?”