January “Zoom Zingers”

Jeff Pape and Katie Kempff

X-Ray’s perennial favorite “Herd In the Halls” has been rebranded as “Zoom Zingers” while we are operating under a hybrid schedule. What follows is a collection of funny, strange and downright weird quotes said by East students during their virtual (and now in-person!) classes.

“Why can’t you just be more like cheddar cheese?” 

“Wait, there’s a difference between Serbia and Siberia? Who knew?”

“Oh my God, I have to go–there’s a mouse in my house! Oh my God, the cat’s eating it! Mittens, NO!” *Drops headset* (Yes, this did actually happen in one of Jeff’s classes.)

“I’m thinking of diversifying my American Eagle wardrobe by adding in some Abercrombie. Opinions?”

“You know, I think tornadoes are just angry. What if we gave them love instead of hatred? Maybe that would calm them down.”