X-ray‘s perennial favorite “Herd In the Halls” has been rebranded as “Zoom Zingers” for the months of September and October. What follows is a collection of funny, strange and downright weird quotes said by East students.

“Are there even 23 islands in the world?”

“I haven’t left my bed in 22 hours, I’m not breaking that streak for physics.”

“Yeah, I said my camera was broken but I really just looked ugly.”

“I’m scared to eat my breakfast burrito on video.”

“I owe my soul to College Board.”